The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, my brother and me, and my brother, and my brother, and my brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

This is your sweet baby brother, 30 under 30 media, and we're going to get you a million.

You did catch you a million. That was not a goof. Although I do want to talk about

the big DST, the big elephant in the room, the fact that we're not saving daylight anymore,

or we are now. We no longer are. We've done away with the shackles of that terrible, terrible

policy. I looked at the daylight that we had, and I said, I'm all right. I feel like I have too much

daylight, one hour's worth of it. So it's just, it's 2.03 pm, Texas time right now, and my body

feels like it's 11.30 pm. I know it's not, we didn't jump that far, but it's still like,

sucks so bad. All of this, this whole thing sucks so bad. I had an idea after my second

nap today, and I was hoping you all would hear me out, and maybe we could spread the word about

it, and maybe get something going. We've gotten lots of things going in this show. We brought

back Camo Cargo shorts back in the summer of 2013, and that was very cool. I was hoping

maybe we could do this. I just idea for new time, how time would do it from now on.

This is such a big idea. I need to sit back down. Why were you standing up? That's weird.

I was standing because I was getting ready to disagree with Griffin, and then I sat back down

because I just needed to listen. You were doing it in the 1776 style, where you had to stand up,

and you know, tap your cane against the, here's the idea. I saw an elderly man come to my table,

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