MBMBaM 369: Bro's Better, Bro's Best Ch. 122 - 133

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Two-thirds of the brothers are on vacation this week, so they've prepared you this special trip down memory lane in their absence. We're not sure why the audio quality is so terrible on memory lane? Those cobblestone streets just have awful acoustics, we guess. 0:45 - What do you Think? 2:37 - Slim Goodbody 3:15 - The Debt Ceiling 4:08 - Justin the Dream Master 4:52 - Closing the Dildo Loop 6:54 - Soft Weed Voice 11:20 - Ghost Combos 13:07 - Ostrich Decapitation 14:58 - Ghost Energy Everywhere 19:14 - Blast My Cache 26:16 - Ghost Stories 30:35 - Unk 41:40 - Shitty Iron Man 45:50 - Killed at a Carnival 47:31 - Adult Teen Baby 51:04 - Blowing Loads 54:01 - Garfield is Funny 56:08 - Frosty the Snowman Logistics 59:58 - Clean Extreme Restraints Ad 1:05:01 - Final Yahoo

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:45.0	My boss at work has an odd way to say a passing hello, and it's confusing me.
0:51.2	Walk by me and say, what do you think? But not asking about anything in particular.
0:58.1	This happens a few times every day, and I don't know how to respond.
1:02.0	What kind of thing should I say? Should I come up with a standard response, or should I mix it up a little bit?
1:07.9	Help me, brothers. That's from confusing to me.
1:10.4	There's literally so many ways to respond to this. What do you think?
1:15.6	My favorite being what do you think?
1:17.8	Yeah, just turn the mirror up to nature and make him go, that doesn't make any sense.
1:23.9	Exactly. What can you do?
1:25.8	No, I think you got a randomly picked and adjective that you can give to them as a response.
1:30.7	Oh, pretty wet. I was going to say it now, and you're going to say potatoes.
1:35.6	Well, that doesn't make sense because when I say something, what do you think we're going to have for lunch?
1:40.4	Okay, but he would say that, I think.
1:43.5	What do you think?
1:44.5	Like, maybe there's someone that always sees your boss before you that says,
1:49.6	do you guys want to go out after work?
1:51.9	And then the boss is saying, you think about it, but you were not part of the A part of the conversation.
1:57.3	And so he did your head, and then your response to, what should we eat for lunch is potatoes.
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