The McAvoy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Traveston insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree out as well, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.

What's up, you cool dude?

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the my,

modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin, T-Lon, McElroy.

I'm your baby-us-brother Travis, Patrick McElroy.

And I'm your uncle Dane.

Uncle Dane, welcome to the show for your, wow, is this your 300th episode with us?

It's my 300th episode and my brother's children, I'm so happy to be here with both of you.

Today in the studio space, such an exciting place to be with you, my nephews.

So I guess everybody was able to celebrate today the brief time which our son was uncovered.

Happened around two o'clock my time, we got to, got to just see sunlight for once every 100 years.

Now I missed it because a bunch of mean school kids locked me in a closet.

Oh, that was fun.

Yeah, it was a real fart in the face, but 20, 20, 20.

Those kids at Bradbury High are so fucking cold.

There's such ding-dongs, but anyway, did you all,

and you're a teacher there uncle Dane, you shouldn't let the kids teach you like that.

I know, but my body's so small, so I heard a thing on news that said

that when the sun came out, there was a weird sort of radio interference and everybody

pretty much across the world was hearing what they call podcasts, which sounds like our

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