The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother and my brother in mean advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis

McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media luminary griffin McElroy.

I've recently returned from a vacation on which during which, yes within which I listen to three

different your cool pro-row novels. Now, he is of course everyone's favorite Belgian philosophy.

Belgian philosophy. I don't want to do really Travis, but being deeply into puro was sort of my

thing. No, no, no, Justin, I don't get it twisted. I'm not about to claim that, but I have been

inspired by the puro novels and also Sherlock home stories I've listened to. I would like to

bring back a word in its original meaning. Oh, wait, wait, wait, let me hold my breath here.

Just kind of brace myself for Twitter. I already said, ejaculated.

Let's put it right back and then let's put it right back in this great. They use it a lot in the

books to say like, my God, I ejaculated. I think I would like to bring that back. So,

if I was telling a story and I said, I was locked down the street and I saw my friends,

hey Todd, I ejaculated. Yeah, I said, yeah. This is not a critic podcast. We've never been

critical of one thing. It's entire time except to juggling to juggling arts. I don't know that we

possessed the critical faculties required to sort of dissect the original artist intent. And so,

if it's like Sherlock Holmes shouted, get back here with my with my soup, Dr. Watson, he ejaculated.

How are we to know that he wasn't coming while he was like trying to get his soup back from that

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