The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Life is like a hurricane. Let me just do it. Life is like a hurricane.

Okay, you talked again.

Do do do. Life is like a hurricane. They're back folks. Welcome back to Duckburg. We are here to

commemorate a huge event over the weekend. Ducktails are back in a huge way, and we the whole gang.

Duck, Ducktails am here. Yeah, we are today. Today look around you. Today we are all Ducktails.

Welcome to my brother, my brother, me, a sort of doctorate. I'm going to rename it Justin.

Okay. My Huey, my Dewey, and my Louie. Yeah. How about, can I do? Yeah, please go ahead.

Clacken up with the McElroy brothers. Stop. Clacken up with the McElroy brothers.

Calling them Ducktails fanzine. This is our Ducktails fanzine. My name is Justin Huey McElroy.

I'm Travis Webgale McElroy. I'm Griffin, GUI. It's a night. This is a night record we should

mention. We don't typically do these, but it feels like the atmosphere is a little bit more

Lucy Goosey. Then that's why, although that doesn't make sense, because I just ate a bunch of

cheese pizza and like a half a pint of ice cream. We have about T-minus 60 minutes before I experience

complete butt death. So on Ducktails, are there any geese? Because there's ducks, right?

And then there's beagles. Yeah. And robots. Now that'd be fucked up, wouldn't it? That would be

like a human show with a bunch of humans. And then one human would walk in with a long,

long, beautiful, sexy neck into the scene. And that would be kind of like if you're watching

lawn order SVU and then in walks, you know, in in walks a celebrity. Yeah. Who's a celebrity now?

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