The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, Meena, and Vice Show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middleest brother, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media aluminum in areas told by Forbes magazine

for business, Griffin McElroy. What's up, everybody? The dog days are somewhere here.

Bork, bork, dog's everywhere. As Florence and machine said, the dog days are here. Of summer,

it's a hot one, like seven inches from the midday sun. That was a dog town. Dog town is here.

We are the mayors of dog town. Yeah. So what you're listening to right now is something

you can decombedy scatting. Yeah, be about just saying different words and phrases to see if a joke

emerges from the rubble. Yeah, let me try. Let me just loose spaghetti, flung around.

Don't air out the fucking flow. Me, Al, these cool cats are here for the dog basis of summer.

No, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. These show cops are cool summer buddies.

Let's try some standards. Ghosts are in summer. Horses are in summer. I love

Friday. My horse gets so sweaty in the summertime. Spooky Halloween's coming up. Ghost

Summer is in. Halloween picture. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Halloween's just around

the corner. I can't wait for a cool, a ghoulish time as I wait for summer to die. Hey, everyone,

join my brother, my brother and me as we stand around the weezing corporeal form of summer and watch

as it's final breaths. And then when it, and when it dies, it'll be a ghost. So there's one and

dog, the dog days are here of summer, longer, long days, long nights. Just can't wait for this season

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