The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother and brother in a meeting with a fight show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middleest brother Travis McElroy.

I'm a said youngest brother. What? That's angry one. You want to try it this time? I don't know.

It's just been three and sixty one. Let's try it out. Let's try it out. Let's just

just take it from the top. Okay. Hello everybody. My brother and brother me,

Vice-show. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle brother. You're griffin McElroy.

I'm your youngest. No, fuck. God damn it. Come on. You can sell it. I'm your youngest brother.

Travis McElroy. That's right. Put that fucking diaper on.

So this is my brother, my brother, my brother, my being an advisor for the modern era. Like I said,

I am actually the oldest one and the rest of it is confusing. But I've been working on a

personalized license plate. I was on the can earlier today and I thought, and I thought, I'm going

to see what I could do. What kind of damage I could do here at the West Virginia WV because they

have, they don't only let you search West Virginia WV. The one's for you DMV. Sorry. They don't

only let you search for available plates. They actually generate the plate so you could kind of

see it and visualize it. It's kind of the secret. Once you type it in, you're already through

force the way there because that's how that's the secret. That's how they close the sale. They're

like, you see it. You're like, well, I can't not do it now. They went to all the trouble of generating

this image. So we've got, so the first one I tried and it was available and by that point I was

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