The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Pupa Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother,

Travis McElroy. I'm not sure what the theme is. Not sure what that is. I'm sweet baby brother,

30 under 30 media luminary girlfriend McElroy. Just explain yourself immediately. I am but a

Pupa that is snuggling into a chrysalis right now and have been so for 30 years. Now it's some odd

years. Is this a low carb? Is this a slow carb thing? Is this like one of the phases of the

slow cart? You eat it a bunch of beans and then you turn those beans into a chrysalis and then you

become larval and then yeah, I guess you should tear some strips of newspaper smears his bean

goo upon them. Yeah. It's nothing like the dumb thing you guys had. Tomorrow, today is Friday,

tomorrow July 8th, I'm going to go see Mr. James Buffett, Love and concert. And in doing so,

I will have completed my development as a person and will emerge like a merge like a butterfly.

Blist the light situation. Yeah, that's what I was just about to say. It sounds like we're maybe

Justin's going to come back maybe a new character on the next episode of my brother and my brother

and me, which I'm very excited about. Can you tell me how you've been preparing your body? Is there

some sort of powder that you apply? I went through every Hawaiian shirt I owned and all the ones

Amazon had to find the perfect one. And I've been re-listening to some tunes to try to pick out

some nuance and maybe reading up on some trivia that I can kind of spout during like, hey,

you know, he wrote this one wherever lottery. You know, I didn't I haven't read much yet.

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