MBMBaM 360: Gatorade Weak

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Wait, don't tell us you're STILL chugging that full-power, unfiltered sports beverage? Listen: Nobody needs that much energy. Why not come down to our level with a smooth glass of a soothing Gatorade alternative? One for poet-types, and brain-thinkers! Suggested talking points: The Cream Cheese Incident, Apple Juice Marketing, Subway Connections, Blapron, Sperm Maze, Go-To Sillyness

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era.
0:49.1	I'm your oldest brother Justin Tyler McElroy. I'm your middleest brother, Travis P McElroy.
0:53.8	I'm your sweet baby brother and 30 under 30 media illuminatory Griffin McElroy. A. A is my middle.
0:58.8	A is my middle initial. Turn around every now and then I get a little bit of everything I'm looking
1:06.1	at about. That's right. Okay, my brother, my brother and me, 360. We've done it. We're all the way back at the start.
1:16.7	So it's like a geometry joke. Yes. Okay, so we've circled back around or like a fully immersive
1:26.5	interactive experience. Well, it's both Travis. We're back to the beginning, which means we're just
1:37.9	going to use challenging terminology for everybody that is in a straight white dude.
1:42.0	Like, six, six, six, six, six. What's the audio quality going to be like you ask? Oh, it will be
1:48.9	on list and it's gonna be hard. Yeah, it'll be hard to recreate that. I'm going to go put my expensive,
1:56.1	dip it in a toilet for a bit and then continue using it. I should recreate sort of the original wave
2:01.9	files I was producing back at the beginning as if we never left my brother, my brother,
2:07.3	me, the beginning. What was that? Eight. Here's a trivia question for you. What was the first question
2:13.4	ever on my brother, my brother and me? Was it shampoo and a shower? Yeah, maybe. You don't know.
2:22.1	I was happy. I shouldn't know it. I shouldn't have asked it if I didn't know it. That's completely
2:29.0	agree. Now, Justin, where does the 360 immersive like fully VR experience? That's what I want to know
2:34.9	about. Can I plug this into my fucking Google cardboard that came with my New Yorker magazine and
2:40.4	be in it, be in the room, be in the studio, turn to my left, see the big, big box of sickness tissues
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