The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me, the podcast.

My name is Justin McElroy. Ring ring ring. Sorry, let me give it. Yes, hello. Uh-huh.

I would love to, Marty, but I'm busy recording a podcast. You know, a podcast, yeah?

Okay. Okay. Sorry. This is your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

And this is your baby brother, Gryffa McElroy. Hey, guys, what are we doing here?

What? What is this? Oh, sorry. I just got a call from Marty Scorsese. Do you know?

Oh, Marty. You know, his work he was just calling. He wants to direct a gritty, like McElroy

brother's based movie with a lot of intrigue and betrayal. See, I was confused because me and

legendary director Martin Scorsese, and like over my hours of hanging out with him, like I did

learn the right, the proper right way to say his name. I just call him L Scorcho. So, um,

thank you for correcting that pronunciation because suddenly that makes so much more sense

as to why when you're ribbing him about like some of his batter movies, why you call him Martin

Scorsese, make it so much more sense to me now. Thank you. Yeah. Um, so me and Scorcho, I had

Scorcho on the phone the other day. He's like departed to or you and I was like, what's it all about?

He's like, get this Martin Sheen. He's back. Like he's super dyed in the, yeah, no, he's back.

And this time you're his little brother. I don't even understand how chronologically don't doubt

the Scorcho said to me. Yeld it. Even ring, ring, ring, ring, hello. Jerry. Okay. Yeah, it's

J-Man. Yeah. These pretzels are making me thirsty. Okay. Great. Yeah. Um, yeah, to sit him on over.

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