The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother me an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother,

Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother, 30 under 30 media

luminary Griffin McElroy. You said you had something funny to say, Griffin.

It's just I, the ox, the oxers were last night, and we all had, I think we can all agree,

a really fun time watching them. Got a little silly there at the end.

Was that silly in the way of when they dropped candy and donuts from the sky, silly?

That was very silly, but they did something even sillier at the end that I thought was.

Do you mean when they brought in the tour group, and they were like, you're going to look at dresses,

but it was actually super silly. It was just Jimmy patented prank.

Do you mean when they fucking robbed our dear friend, Lin-Manuel Miranda, of his

deserved Oscar? Is that what you mean, Griffin? That was right. He got a song of the year.

I do. The two robbed him on that note. This is Uncle. And us by extension, by the way.

Because he would have followed his great job, horned so many times from that podium.

It's the closest I would have ever gotten to winning an Oscar, and they took that from me.

Yes, that was uncomfortable, and I know we were all there for

for our friend, Lin, when he was robbed during that scene. Although at this part, it's actually

not silly. This is actually kind of uncomfortable. In that, I'm afraid that our friendship

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