The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me, an advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother Justin Tyler McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother,

Travis Tyler McElroy. And I am your sweet baby brother, Forbes 30 under 30 media luminary,

Griffin Andrew McElroy. The first. The first of his name. The first of his name and also

number one of the 30. They don't rank the 30, but you know. Slaybell's ring. It's romantic.

Interesting. The lane. It's romantic. Romance all around. It's all over town. Walking in a

romance wonderland. It's my favorite Valentine's Day tune. Valentine's Day is here again.

I think there's only one Valentine's Day song. And it's the Diancielos. How does it feel?

I think that's like the only official like val- if there were a Valentine's Day Carol,

it would be how does it feel by Diancielos. And the complete works of Jodicie. Yeah, that would

work. Sure. And also pretty much all the Casey and JoJo songs too. Right. Yeah.

Basically, if it was in now, that's what I call music volumes like six through 13. I think it

would, I think it would count. I can't remember the artist, but that butterfly song,

it's like you're my butterfly. That was absolutely crazy town Travis. Thank you, Griffith.

Thank you for freeing me from this prison. No, I'm saying it's crazy town that you

like apparently enjoy that song. So I don't enjoy it. Oh, let me clarify. I do not enjoy it,

Griffith. I just recognize that it's the reason for the season. You know what I mean? Just

finish the time. I just want to take a second to highlight the hubris of us saying,

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