The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the jungle of 2017. My brother, my brother and me is the

podcast, and I'm your oldest brother, Justin Tyler McElroy. And I am the brother that is in the

middle, Travis Patrick McElroy. And I'm your sweet baby brother, 30 under 30-media

luminary griffin McElroy. I'm going to try to get that in every app, just get it in real fast.

Work on your brand. Practice saying it real fast, so it's not a big distraction, 30-media luminary.

So it's 20 serpentineol. We're zagging left and right.

Well, no, but we are zag nuts. I mean, you can't you can't zag left and right. We are zagging either

left or right. And then the other direction that would technically be a zig.

Incorrect. Incorrect. Okay. Okay, that's okay. I see what you're saying. And like you're

getting to the root of it, I think. Yeah, we're close there. There's something to what you're saying,

because one would be a z. But like, I wasn't thinking in sequence, but I guess once you started

in a line, yeah, all left or zigs, all right, there's zags. Now, here's a, but you can't zag

every time, because then you're not zagging. You know what I mean? If you zag, zag, zag, zag, zag,

that's nothing. You got a zag, zag, zag, zag, zig. What? What? What? That's a zig. Oh my god,

Travis, are you suggesting that this week we zig on them? Maybe we zig griffin. All right, I do

want to say that at this point, I have mostly purged my Facebook friends and Twitter followers

and LinkedIn connections and friends to our friends of all non-30 under 30 media luminaries.

But you two have made the cut. You're some, you're some of the, we call you standards. Or we call

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