The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me at Advice Show for the

Modern Era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin Tyler McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother,

Travis Patrick McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin,

Penelope McElroy. Justin, you were just telling us before we started recording, and you express

some hesitance to actually want to talk about this on the program. Not that. That you have just

purchased a new vehicle, and I think there's a lot of legs here. I hope there's not a lot of

legs on the car, Griffin. It could be a fucking, my neighbor Totoro Cat Bus, but no, it's probably

a four-wheel vehicle car, and I just wanted to sort of dive into the decision, because I know you're

such a gear box, and I know that you really like to get into these vehicles and really inspect them,

bumper to bumper guarantee, and just go over all the parts and try and maximize the efficiency.

See how the parts go? Yeah, upgradability. Being able to put some turbo in there is huge.

Usually, you want to make sure that it's got room for turbo, because you buy a car, and the

trunk's all full of parts already. You don't have the not to turbo. Where's the not? The not.

Walk me through the decision-making process that you went through that leds you down the winding

road to your new whip. Well, I almost bought a Honda Odyssey, which is a minivan, because it had

a built-in vacuum in it. Have you ever heard of such a thing? So a built-in vacuum, how does

like the engine has a vacuum to like suck the fuel up into the engine to make it go faster? No,

there's a vacuum in the back that you can pull out. It's got a huge tube, and you turn on the

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