The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the

Modren era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis

McElroy. And I'm your sweet baby brother, Gryffin McElroy.

Welcome. We made it. First of all, it's the lifting of this.

We made it. I, uh, 12-0-1 AM. All my skin fell off. New skin, 2017, new fresh skin.

We cannot begin this episode in earnest without talking about earnest.

Scared new year. Scared new year, is that what you said?

That's one of the ones that didn't come out. But it was filmed and edited and just had some post,

some like color correction to do, but they just didn't make it out in the theaters because

there was no marketing budget for it. And also, this dick was like all over this new deer.

Yeah. We, uh, so we need to talk about what this year is called. We've had many different

suggestions and we need to settle it before we can begin our episode proper.

Okay. I have some here that I've trotted down. Let me give them to you.

I'll just run through them and then we can discuss them all adhanosium.

Um, um, 20-eventeen restoring balance. 20-giving-teen helping when you can.

Well, let's talk about, let's talk about the discrete ways in which the your suggestions are bad

before we move on to like another one. I can't holistically talk about how they're bad. I need to,

yeah. Yeah. Okay. I see. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's tear me down a bit. My bit. New year.

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