The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother and brother me and the vice show for the

Munchen era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy. We usually come up with topical humor, quote-unquote

for both. The only problem is all the topics they suck ass. Yeah, a lot of topics suck ass

this week, just like not a lot of real gut busters, but you know what? You don't come to us for that.

I'm of the opinion that things will improve that you statistically almost have to at this point,

but we come the news, scrolled through several pages, and try to find some happy headlines,

so just like brighten everybody's day. So good news. Good news. Ray Donovan's come back

for big season. Big four season. Big four season for Ray Donovan. Okay, what gang?

First of all, thank you. Showtime stars. Yes, I think that's it. Thanks to Showtime

where stars for bringing us back Ray Donovan, the handyman with a heart that fixes those around him

just as he's fixing their windows and stuff. Here's why I know about Ray Donovan.

I saw a commercial once and he walked into a hotel room and John Void was sitting there and

John Void had a gun. Now, but it's Ray Donovan's just there to fix your fucking radiator, Mr. Void.

So maybe calm that shit down for like a second. But you know what? It's back. It's back. June 26th,

it is a premiered last night or Sunday depending on whether or not you're recording this with us

right now or you're listening to it in the future. Here's Samson Ray Donovan, rejoice.

Raise back. Hey, Ray. Raise back. A ray of sunshine, they said. Fuck.

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