The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. And who are some good dads that you know?

Let's hear it for the daddies. Let's give the daddies a hang, a hang, a hang, a hang, a hang.

This is our special show. Give them a hands. Give the daddies a hang for their special day.

This is a daddy episode all about daddies. We're taking your daddy questions live on the air.

Are you a daddy to know a daddy? Is there a special daddy in your life?

I'm on a website right now called Daddy Chat, and I'm just sort of like looking a lot of messages

coming in through Daddy Chat right now. A lot of them I would say are of a surprisingly explicit

nature. Well, just to let them know that you're looking for a special daddy who will take care of

you and see what they say. Our dad is of course here. We have not provided him with a microphone,

but I can tell you he's on my end and just laughing along and just really savoring every second of it.

Hi, daddy. Quick question. I feel like there's a sight for I'm missing some sort of codecs.

Like you know a National Treasure Book of Secrets. They find like the magic magnifying glass

and that lets us read. That's our dad's favorite movie. Yeah, they let some read the like other

declaration of independence on the back of the other one and it says this one's like just

kidding about the gun stuff don't because it mentions a lot of that in the declaration of independence.

A lot of this is getting away from me, but you know what I'm talking about like a cipher like a

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