The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. You know what that alarms sound means on my phone.

It's pony time. It's pony time, everybody. Welcome to pony time segment of my brother,

my brother and me. This is the first time that we've probably called it that. Although, if you think

about it, we've done pony time maybe 700 times in the 303 episodes we've done this show.

Pony times a special time of year where we talk about all the exciting course races and the winners

and just like what's new, what's happening in the whole pony industry. Obviously the

Kentucky Derby, which is what I call it, it's like a fun little pet name for it, has happened,

and then of course the preekness wrapped up last week. I like the freakingness.

I'm really excited about it, I get really freaked out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then of course I think the church held down, I said of course, but I don't

actually know, I think the church held down are today. There's no part of the pony time segment

where I fact check stuff. Uh-huh. And maybe we'll organically get to that point.

But let's talk about like the horses and like what's going on like Nyquist.

Very, very exciting. I'm looking at the Kentucky Derby again.

Come fucky Derby. Come fucky Derby. Results here, it looks like Nyquist pull off a

commanding win. Uh-one and one quarters links ahead of exaggerator, who I think we can all

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