MBMBaM 303: Toot Me to Cabo

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

We're excited to announce that we are going to win next year's Eurovision Song Contest! Our triumph is written in the stars. Our plan of attack is undefeatable: Opulent Gowns, Key Changes and So, So Much Spinning. Prepare to be DAZZLED. Suggested talking points: Eurovision 2017 Announcement, Pizza Patronage, Toot Dollars, Gator Terror, Cheese Shortage, Goose Attack

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.
0:44.4	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls from around the globe.
0:48.2	It's my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the modern era Eurovision special.
0:51.8	My name is Justin McElroy. I'm the oldest brother.
0:55.1	Oh, I'm Travis McElroy, your middle-est brother.
0:57.5	I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. Just now, I love how you said Eurovision special,
1:01.6	really quick, and under your breath, as if I hide it.
1:06.8	I didn't want it to be a big commitment, because I don't want to talk about it that much.
1:10.4	Oh, folks, don't get it twisted. This bit might not work.
1:14.8	And so Justin just left himself a little grip cord, a little parachute to get out of it if he needs to.
1:20.7	What? I never said that. What are you talking about?
1:22.9	I thought I was pressing the cough button.
1:24.4	It's funny that you said that, Travis, because many of the performers in Eurovision 2016,
1:29.6	their acts involved parachutes of multiple kinds.
1:33.6	Now, I did not watch Eurovision, because I wanted to come at this Eurovision special with fresh
1:40.0	eyes as our audience might. I want to be their window in. I went to get a taste of it.
1:44.5	Quite a sacrifice.
1:45.3	Fresh dumb, uninformed eyes.
1:47.6	Exactly. So tell me it's people from countries that are not America.
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