The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother me, an advice show for the modern era around these

parts they call me Justin McElroy. I'm your oldest brother. I'm your middle of

this brother, and people know me as Travis McElroy for as far as I know. Oh, and I'm your sweet

baby brother Griffin McElroy, you might know my deep web username as Bitcoin, Skrillex, dog,

blog, Boener, 420, 420, 69, 69.

Boys, I wanted to talk to you guys about something

that is it's a new sort of concern,

a new interest, a new worldview

that I've only sort of recently adopted,

but it has become basically instantly

very, very important to me, basically all consuming.

Cause I don't know about how you guys feel,

but like I've been looking at the success of our show

and just the millions that we're making off of it,

and I'm talking about like,

I'm trying to think about like what we've given back,

just bait like not with the money,

like the money's fucking ours, obviously.

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