The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and a vice-show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin Macarou, brought to you by Captain America Civil War in theaters now.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Ant-Man. I'm a said middle-aged brother, but that would be a lie,

I'm a sweet baby brother, that's a fucking lie, that is my branding. We got a civil war

of our own brother, against brother. I want to be the middle-aged brother, I want to switch ages

with Travis, and I think I've found a witch on the internet that can do that for me.

We could do it through cryogenic freezing, much like spoiler alert, the winter soldier bucky-baw herds.

Captain America Civil War pits, Captain America is this an official watch?

Is this an official civil war watch? This is an official Captain America Civil War watch.

That means let me scoop up on the DVD crop, these are Kung Fu Panda 3.

All right, it's a burner writer. We should also say that nothing we're about to say should be

taken as fact. I don't want anyone yelling at me about spoilers because none of this is true.

Now let's give a straight recap of the plot and then we'll get into some jokes about it.

Okay, just to get said the ground rules. So, Iron Man loves slaves, and he wants nothing more

than to keep his massive army of slaves. How do you think Bill's made all of his money off of

his plantations? And who do you think Bill's all his many, many robotic armor suits for him?

It's not him and it's not pepper pots. Yeah, it's not pepper pots. It's Iron Man, and he's

a slave when he loves slaves. Captain America is like, not on my watch, girlfriend, and they get

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