The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to another of my main advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest

brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, the real Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet, sweet

baby brother, sweet ass baby brother, Griffith McElroy. Now, I have never had any doubts about the

validity of your identity Travis. What did you feel the need to clarify that you were the real Travis

McElroy? Well, Justin, I am a gray day stamped, approved, real, 100% American verified by Twitter.

Travis McElroy, my life has really turned a corner. I got that blue check mark. Twitter has

verified me. Everything's changed. Everything's changed. So from the way I understand it, you literally

woke up and it was like any other day. It was like any other day. Maybe you could tell me

there's like a sweet smell in the air, the sweet smell of honey sockles and you're like,

something's changed. The sun was a little brighter. Well, that's just good. That's just a little

just a better. I think it's funny because there's been a big social media push recently.

Travis, do you know the ring leaders of that who are trying to get you verified?

I'm the one who's a change.org petition. That was Anna Giles. That was a huge part of it. I assume.

But I also think it was just like my friends Kanye and Cam. A different Kanye and Cam. Not the

not the famous ones. Yeah. Kanye, Kanye Mendelssohn, your friend that works at Twitter. Yeah.

And he was pushing really hard. Dave helped me out. Not a specific Dave, my dude. Just like the

general idea of Dave. I do just want to point out Twitter. Your verification process. It sounds

really cool considering that it needed no feedback from Travis whatsoever. You're just like,

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