The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair? The me here lies on the ground and you in midair.

Send in the clowns. No. No, you know what? This time we're not sending, no, there aren't any fucking

clowns this time, Justin. One who keeps tearing up to be fair, if I think the point of this

song is supposed to be that there are no clowns to sing in. And in fact, the singer and the person being

sung to our band. I'm just right. I know, but I was making it more general. Just when I'm just

exhausted by it, like Justin has become the fucking Scott Bakula of this podcast. I'm not doing this

episode unless I get to sing in it. Oh, I thought you meant that Scott Bakula's song,

Send in the Clowns on just a fuck ton of episodes. Do you remember that? There were like 10

quantum leaps on a row where he just apropos of nothing, songs, Send in the Clowns. Yeah, that's like

his whole thing. Singing, Send in the Clowns? Yeah, it was like a platform for his musical career.

When he released his album, that was all Send in the Clowns. Yeah, it was a queer. It was just 10

tracks. And it's weird as it wasn't just the same song 10 times over. It was 10 discrete recordings.

And he did them in different styles. There was the Calypso Send in the Clowns.

I just send in the Clowns. As I go, the Zydeco Send in the Clowns. The Zydeco Send in the Clowns

is actually really great. And there's a chart topping here. Is there a ridge? I would actually

wait, no, no, don't start over. Don't start over. Don't start over. It's queer. Don't start over.

Don't start over. This is the end. Oh, okay, okay. Losing my timing. This late in my career.

Oh, where are the clowns? I feel like you lost the key. Maybe like a stands-a-back.

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