MBMBaM 299: The Shorting Hat

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This is it: The end of an era. In this episode, we put the opening chapter of the MBMBaM experience behind us. Join us for a deep gaze into the TIME PORTAL, where all possible podcast futures will be revealed. Suggested talking points: The End of Vol. 1, Sunglasses Discovery, Yahoo's Demise, Hogshorts, Check Revival, Stink Jacket

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era.
0:49.4	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. Welcome to the end of volume one.
0:55.2	I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother.
0:59.7	That's the sound of that cover closing on the book.
1:02.9	I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. That's the time portal.
1:09.9	Period. This is the time portal.
1:11.3	Please don't look into the time portal.
1:13.3	Please don't look into the time portal.
1:15.3	Because if you are looking back at yourself from the future, total collapse.
1:21.4	Total time portal.
1:22.4	You look into the time portal sometimes, the time portal looks back and says,
1:25.8	please stop looking in my portal.
1:28.4	Please stop looking at me, you, and then we have a full-blown TTC.
1:31.8	And then the singularity.
1:33.5	Welcome to the end of my brother, my brother, and me, volume one, as we like to think of it.
1:38.5	Wait, so the first season of my brother, my brother, and me ended on episode 200.
1:43.0	Right, there's six.
1:44.2	There's six seasons in a volume.
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