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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 298: The Impossible Joke

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

We're ramping up to our 300th Episode Extravaganza in the only way we know how: By releasing this episode late, and spending a whooooole lot of it talking about Randy Quaid and Mario Lopez. Suggested talking points: An Embarrassment of Quaids, Hyper C.O.P.S., Mario Lopez Facts, Car Songs, Satin Bags, Wrestle Babies

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.5

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.2

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

0:16.7

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

0:44.4

Hello, welcome our brother and brother of Mean Advice Show for the Modular Era.

0:47.9

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

0:51.8

I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. And normally we would be a little uneasy right now

0:57.6

because we didn't really prep what we were going to say at the beginning, but the good news is I

1:01.9

got the answer, baby. I tied a guess in that because you were chuckling through like you're saying

1:07.0

your name and I was like, oh, he thought of something. Oh, he's got something. He got that nut.

1:10.1

This is really, this is really good. You ready? Yeah. And team the MTV movie awards were last night.

1:16.8

Oh, how did they go, Justin? Didn't watch. Okay. So, but here's how I think they went. Okay.

1:25.4

Big wins all around for some Hollywood's heaviest hitters.

1:29.5

Not Justin. Wilson was back. She's getting it done. I bet Adam Driver won for Best Villain.

1:37.5

Find a guess. Justin, what are your favorite MTV movie awards specific categories?

1:43.6

Not like your best actor, best actor. I'm talking specifics.

1:48.8

Okay. My favorite, if I had to make a list and it is, let me say, so hard to choose.

1:54.5

Okay. My favorite would be Best Actor who pretended to be short by putting shoes on their knees

2:03.4

like Tim Conway and Doran. Yeah. Which is actually a heavily contested.

2:08.2

Like you'd be amazed how many people up for that every year. Tom Hanks won that one.

2:11.9

Tom Hanks won that one this week year for Bridges' Bies.

2:15.6

You know, it's funny. I actually, I think that it should have an asterisk because like he actually had

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