The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the

modern era. My name is Justin McElroy. I'm gonna get this right. No, that was it.

No, he's got this right. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. Oh, damn, that's not it.

Hello everybody, welcome my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. No fooling around with this intro.

No, straight to the point, no faking. Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon. What's that noise?

That's Justin being very cold. Justin, how's the weather where you are? Thanks for asking, Travis.

It is a tropical winter storm. Tropical winter storm,

Jared is having its way with us right now. Let me tell you guys, winter prep is so important

when we're in blizzard conditions. Life or death? I almost wasn't ready. Oh, no. But listen,

I don't want you to worry. I am now sitting here with a, I would have guessed 20 to 25 ASMR videos.

Just stacked. That'll get you through. Yeah, I loaded the hard drive. I got an external hard drive.

Oh, how big are these fucking ASMR videos?

Well, I, how big is the hard drive? I get them in HHD, so it, it, that's high, that's just high,

high definition. High, high definition. And uh, yeah, so as far as winter prep goes,

I've got probably 25 ASMR videos. You know, I'm glad that you've been listening to bunker buddies,

because when we did our winter prep episode, we said the number one priority was ASMR,

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