The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother brother, me and an advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.

I'm that sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. Everybody's talking about him. I had an idea,

and this is not a thing we normally do, but I thought that with the big game coming up,

we could offer a service to our listeners, and that is we will provide for them some things to toss

into maybe a conversation at a big game watch party for people who have no idea what's going on

and know nothing about football. Say a loved one has tracked you along, or maybe a brother

has insisted that you come to the party and you're surrounded by football fans, and you have no

idea what to say. We'll give you some sentences to kind of sprinkle into the conversation.

I tell you one good one. This is a good catch all. Just look at any player on the field,

and then say their name, and then say like, I just disagree with the way that he carries himself

off the field. I like that. Because like 80% of the time, you're probably on point.

Yes, or you're just echoing some controversy that probably doesn't exist. I want to ask you

to clarify, just be like, you know, it's just, I like it when players just do it for the love of the

game. Nice. It's another sort of one. Anytime anyone does anything, literally anything.

Just shake your head and say, too showy. Too showy, I think. I like to better when they just

did it for the love of the game. You can also just say, oh, that was clearly defensive pass

interference. I just literally every play because it usually is most of the time.

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