The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother. My name is Justin McElroy. I'm your oldest

brother Justin McElroy. I'm Travis McElroy. Your middle is brother Travis Patrick McElroy.

And I am the being formerly known as Griffin McElroy, who has transcended into a ball of energy

that now serves the cosmos on a wave of pure energy and joy. You made it for the next level.

I'm thrilled to hear about your ascendant's Griffin. What was the motivation?

I'm getting a little bit nostalgic, but I am no longer the one called Griffin.

It's just a being that is just light. If you can imagine that.

We just go with Griffin with a lowercase G. You're no longer identified as the noun Griffin,

but now just the idea. I guess so. We apologize. I would prefer the energy space that you are

inhabiting Griffin. Can you just call me delight? Okay, delight. That's cool bliss.

Bliss. This is my brother delight bliss. Yeah, that's me.

Bliss delight. That's what is. This is my brother bliss delight. What happened?

It's pretty cool out here in the cosmos, I gotta say. Just surf from just surfing by Alpha Centauri,

just seeing what's beautiful and you know what the answer is, fucking everything. Guys, look around.

Bliss delight. How did this state before you? Well, it started like all good stories with a

harrowing journey through the darkness as a future Egot winner, Lin Manuel Miranda just started

buffeting me with pictures of Gold Dust, which you know I didn't like. Yeah, every day I would wake

up and I the pictures of Gold Dust that I had just like shoveled out of my sinking security

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