The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to Don'tink That Mary, a great British Bake Off fan cast.

I'm Justin. I'm Travis McElroy. And I'm Pimbles.

And I'm Pimbles, the Breadman. This is our pet Pimbles, the Breadman, a man made of bread.

This week, they left me in the proving oven too long didn't they? I sprouted legs and arms

and I became a real man, but only instead of where my skin would be, it's all crusty bread, isn't it?

And you let me be. Don't be afraid of Pimbles, child. Don't be afraid of me, but also don't eat me.

Don't become too friendly child and try to put your mouth around Pimbles.

Don't get too comfy with Pimbles, I did not.

He'll also seal your identity. What do we do? What do we do? We look, we don't touch us, right?

Don't touch Pimbles. Don't touch Pimbles. He's made of crusty bread.

And he's got a leprosy. Well, it's everything made of bread has leprosy if you think about it.

It's not leprosy, it's caraway, see? He just falls off when he walks around, don't he?

Oh, Lord, the bread comes off with the boot. Don't be afraid of Pimbles, but don't be afraid, children.

Pimbles pieces go fall off from time to time, but that's just life. You're a little bit.

A little bit of hummus, glue on the back. Oh, don't eat that. Oh, Mary, don't eat that.

Don't eat that, Mary. It's raw. That's raw inside in it. Pimbles didn't have a great cook job, did he?

It's not a good bake. Pimbles got a little too thick in the middle. He's got a soggy bottom.

Overproven. He's got a soggy bottom, buddy. Oh, Mary.

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