MBMBaM 284: Hope and Slime

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

We're kicking off 20-Fixteen: Building Bridges by providing bespoke advice for some very specific groups of people: Former members of ska bands, grandma pill vendors, sleepyheads and the 12 slimy duplicates of Michael Jordan. All of you: You're welcome. Suggested talking points: Poppin', Shovel Courtesy, Beetlejuicier, Nap Genius, Barack Clonebama, Space Down

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Who's that whispering illiterese? It's two sadas and they're on leave.
0:50.4	Hi everybody, welcome to my brother-in-law brother-in-law show for the Marginare.
0:53.3	It's 1996. It's 1996 and I'm the cherry pop and daddy's.
0:58.4	I'm the squirrel nut zippers, Travis McElroy.
1:01.1	And I'm Scabby's, Griffin McElroy. Now you might not be familiar with Scabby's.
1:05.6	Is it like Scabby's? That was the play on words. That's my Scab band from 1997.
1:12.8	We came in kind of at the tail end of Swinger's Mania. That was the name of my band was Scabby's.
1:18.9	And nobody ever came to any of our shows and we did 150 of them.
1:23.4	Do you know how, like, think about the, um, the, the, the, the, the,
1:28.7	the insular cost of being the cherry pop and daddy's like, think about how many people
1:34.8	they forced to say those words. Yeah. Yeah.
1:37.5	Like, think about the fact that like, think about at one point, Casey Kasim, God rest his soul.
1:43.8	Probably had to say the cherry pop and daddy's. Yeah.
1:46.7	They're having a moment where he turned to like his producers like, I'm not,
1:49.9	I'm not going to say this. I'm going to do this. I'm an adult.
1:53.2	Coming in at number one, my refusal to say cherry pop and daddy's.
1:57.6	Don't we have anything by the mighty, mighty boss tones?
1:59.6	I don't find that displeasure or what?
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