The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Hmm, gotta get up, gotta get up. Hello everybody and welcome. My name is Soul Legend,

Tessamon Carter, and you're listening to my brother, my brother, and me. It's 2016 basically.

Nope. And you've joined us for the 2016 naming special. Let me introduce you to the brothers.

You have grown so accustomed to. First up is Justin McElroy. Everybody, Justin here. Next up,

we got Travis and McElroy. Oh, didn't see it come in. Bring in the energy,

Griffin McElroy hit me. Hey, I didn't see it come in. Shit. You stole that line from your brother,

but it's trying to try again. Yeah, hit me. Here I come. Very good, high energy. Great special.

So far, my brother, my brother and me every year they have chosen a nickname for the year 2012,

was of course, 20 does. Okay, 2010 was Zolo, correct? I think I don't know if we ever officially

announced that, but in my heart of hearts, of course it was Zolo. I don't think they did 2011.

That was Zoll. We didn't know. It took us a while to get good at naming things.

Dark Lord Zoll, 12 was 20 does getting it and 20 does, I believe was that one. Then in, of course, 2013

was 20 dirt teen digging up the dirt 2014. Was that 2014? I think it's 20 squirt teen.

Nobody remembers 2015 was, of course, 2015. Colin, the con is on.

Griffin. They were pioneers in inventing idea of coloning a word. Okay. Now I just just want

to throw that voice into the sun. Yeah. Listen, one second brothers, you paid me an exorbitant

fee to be the. I'll double. I might double. Let's see. Have you leave this place immediately?

I just, I'm almost done with my intro. Then I've got a few songs for you. I am sick. I

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