The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody. As you can tell from the jingle bell noises, the Griffin is edited into the show.

It's jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle.

That's the word jingle, said over there, forget it.

It's on a monopoetic.

Candle lights has possibly begun, or maybe it has, my name is Justin McElroy, and I'm your

oldest brother. I'm Travis McElroy, I'm your middle-est brother.

I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy, and Justin, you bring up a great point we are in the

phase of candle nights, where the holiday is part of a quantum state, where you're not really sure.

Griffin, that's exactly what I was thinking.

If you're observing it, it exists, but right now, I don't see it anywhere.

My heart are the hearts of my fellow men and women.

This is the thing about candle lights. It is so important. A lot of people ask us,

when does it start? I don't know.

That's the thing, the magical thing is it starts at different times for literally every single human being.

Some day you're going to be walking down the street and you'll see two people very much in love,

or smell some roasted nuts in the air, and you'll think it has begun.

Last season.

Last summer, I saw Guardians of the Galaxy in theater, and I was like, oh,

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