The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

What's up, man? What's our thing? First of all, it's free.

Thanks, giving. Thanks, giving.

You still like that, huh? It's Black Friday. The

day. It's cool. Black Friday is the day. It's giving when you go shopping for more weeks.

I guess that is pretty whack. Yeah, I mean, to the weed dealers all sort of get together to

hit. You know, the problem is, Black Friday is sort of blood over into what I almost call it,

white skiving, but that's a different holiday altogether. I hear that they blend blood over into

thanksgiving and now they're doing all their deals then, and it's like these weed dealers should

be with their families, disappointing them. Is this on the show? Yeah, I think we started.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Cold open. Cold open. I'm Justin Macroi. I'm your oldest brother here.

I'm a brother. My brother made a vise show for the Magiara. I'm Travis Macroi. I'm your middle

as brother. I'm your sweet baby brother. Griffin Macroi coming to you hot and live and loud.

Bra and real. It's my brother, my brother, me. Thanksgiving is behind us. Whack Friday is behind us.

It was also two days ago. Yes. We on that creek. Now it's, wait, what happens on Monday?

Mootering Monday? No, that's nothing. That's not a thing at all. Is there a thing that happens

on Monday? Yes, I mean, it is, it's when Monday is re-bored from the ashes of Monday. There's a new

electronic Monday that has all the emotions of Monday, but new robotic parts. It's called cyber

Monday. It's called cyber Monday. It liquefied the organic material that used to compose

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