MBMBaM 278: The Gushie Tapes

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2015

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

We think that we've got our finger on the pulse of the wants and needs our audience has for the show. At least, we hope we do, because we took a good look at y'all and said, "This, this is an audience that wants to hear us argue about horses in Quantum Leap for 20 minutes." Suggested talking points: Danksgiving, Waddle, Body-Bodyguard, Uber Spoilers, A Million Babies Day Out, Dr. Horse Beckett

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:45.0	Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother me an advisor for the
0:47.3	Modgernara. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.
0:51.8	I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. Got guys, we have been fucking with
0:57.9	audio shit for a literal hour. 63 minutes by my count. 63 minutes we've been
1:04.8	fucking with audio shit with professional podcasters in theory. Nobody has as many
1:09.6	podcasters we do, and it's still an issue for us, and all I can say is thanksgiving cannot come
1:16.3	soon enough. We had all these great plans to talk about thanksgiving this wonderful holiday
1:20.9	we're going to talk about, which is I guess is where you just smoke a bunch of that sweet
1:24.1	cheap and then out of a bonk shaped like a turkey. Okay, do you eat the turkey afterward?
1:30.9	How do you like it? Is it a turkey or is it just shaped like a turkey? No, dude, I can bonk
1:35.5	out of turkey for sure, but my problem is I no longer want to talk about thanksgiving because
1:40.0	the last 63 minutes have crushed my soul we could have recorded a podcast in that time.
1:46.1	But think about all the things you have to give thanks for Griffin. The fact that we are even
1:50.9	able to communicate like this in this modern era is a miracle. Yeah, no, yeah, I definitely get
1:56.8	that. It's just like if I can find myself in the mood to record a comedy advice podcast right now,
2:02.1	it'll be a fucking thanksgiving miracle. Travis, how's your Thanksgiving spirit?
2:09.0	My honestly, it's doing great, Justin. Thank you for asking. Since I'm the one that seems to be
2:14.8	a half a second behind everybody, I feel like I'm time traveling when we record this episode.
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