MBMBaM 275: The Podcast Krampus

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The Podcast Krampus done got us again, but good. We lost half an episode to his insatiable maw, but we managed to produce another half-episode to make up for it. Better luck next time, Podcast Krampus, you absolute dingleberry. Suggested talking points: That Creep, Pizza Crime, Switch Witch, C6, A Raging Zordon, Finder's Fee, Full Court Baseball

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era. My name is Justin
0:48.6	McElroy. I'm your oldest brother. My name is Travis McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother.
0:52.8	I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. Check that calendar. What day is it?
0:59.1	It just, I just see a bunch of ones. It's just all ones. Nov one. Nov one, and you know what that means.
1:05.4	Punch it. That Christmas creep is on. Punch it to 88 miles an hour. Happy anniversary.
1:11.6	Happy anniversary. Back to the future. Today was it. They took down his Halloween decorations
1:18.8	and back to the future and put up his Christmas decorations. We on that creep now, guys, I'm excited.
1:23.6	Back to the past. Popped off. Nov one. That means the creep is on. Halloween's over.
1:28.9	Halloween's done with. That means there's no more holidays until the holidays. Isn't it weird how
1:34.8	you can leave your Christmas decorations up for a little while? But if you have your Halloween
1:39.4	decorations up one day after Halloween, you're a sicko. You're just looking like a sicko pervert.
1:45.9	I like your pumpkin there pervert. You weirdo. What do you want to hold onto that death, huh?
1:51.2	A death and despair. Are you carved out of master chief's face and a pumpkin? That's really great pervert.
1:57.6	That's really good for you pervert. Usually very proud of yourself. Yeah, spooky skeleton
2:02.7	entry. I see. Maybe. I know like I've got kids. I can tell you out. Maybe it's a Christmas creep
2:09.2	side effect, but by the time Christmas is done, I'm like, hoof. Okay, good. Thank you. Goodbye,
2:15.9	Christmas. I enjoy you very much. So happy to have you gone. I feel like I didn't even get enough
2:21.1	Halloween this year. And I was really trying to get deep into it. I was like a Halloween extension.
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