MBMBaM 274: The Najimy Museum

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This episode is the spookpocalypse. You can listen to it if you want, but we can’t be held responsible for the frights, chills and spills that come next. We will tap into fear-centers that you didn’t even know you had up in your brain. We’re the kings of Halloween, and your timid hearts are our domain. Suggested talking points: Mummyrat, Sexy Ideas, Rat-Based Economy, Celebratory Heroin, True Spook, Najimy Shedding, Failed Costumes, Don’t Touch, Penis Museum, What Babies Crave, Death Man, Megalodon Problems, Batkush

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.5	Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother me and my brother me an advice show for the moon.
0:50.0	My name is Justin. Sorry, I didn't know what we were doing here. I thought we were just doing our
0:55.2	scales. I thought we were just moaning. My name is Justin McElroy. I'm the oldest brother, and
1:00.7	my name is impossible to put anything spooky into. I am like a Twitter handle. I've tried.
1:05.2	Oh, Dustin.
1:06.3	Don't try. Go on. Go on. This little journey. Let me do it. Dustin Diamond. This scariest
1:16.5	to cast member dies Dallas Page. Oh my god. I'm Bryce Dallas Howard. I'm I'm
1:24.8	Travis D McElroy. Does that work? Is that something like travesty? Yeah. I don't think that's
1:30.7	a Halloween no like travesty. I don't think it's especially Halloween. I'm I'm I'm Travis. How about
1:39.8	ghoul rat? You're just doing a rebus I think. Ghoul rat. Finns are kind of scary, right? Like
1:50.4	it could be a shark fin. Mummy Roy. Justin, I mean mummy Roy would work for any of us, wouldn't it?
1:57.2	Yeah. What's your name? Little one. I think it's ghoul rat fin mummy rat.
2:05.2	That's his witness protection. I've been at it. Mr. Mummy rat. Here's your milk. Thanks.
2:11.5	Come inside quick. That's not how witness protection works. Now you have to live here too.
2:18.4	I can't hope you know too much. You're not like in hiding. Mummy rat. Well, that's kind of a
2:23.6	weird name. Damn it. I got him again. Not a cat. I got to stop witnessing murders around Halloween.
2:34.7	They have fun there at the police department. I think a movie would be about a Dracula that witnessed
2:39.6	a murder on Halloween and then they put him in witness protection. He had to try to blend in
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