MBMBaM 270: The Juice Will Flow

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Wake us up when September ends, y'all. We've gone done overbooked ourselves a bit, leading to the careful crafting of this dog-tired episode. It gets a bit bleak at times, but just keep on chewing. We'll get through this thing together! Suggested talking points: Teddy Bear Secrets, Vickypedia, Mr. Limpet, Trivial Loan Shark, Homemade Pokemon Gym, Coffee Quitters, Laser Ghosts

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Welcome my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the moderate era. My name is Justin McElroy.
0:51.0	I'm your oldest brother. My voice sounds like this today. My name is Travis McElroy. Your
0:57.1	middleist brother. And I am Griffin. Guys, what the fuck even is going on anymore?
1:03.7	It was a rough weekend. There was much ribble-dry to be had. There was a lot, as they say, going on.
1:11.2	I'm sure there was a lot of folks. Turn my ceiling fan off. I forgot to turn that off, and there's
1:16.4	a little bit of sound in the studio. Gonna be a rough one. I think this one's gonna be a rough gym.
1:21.3	No, I think there's gonna be some true diamonds to polish. This one's gonna be a jagged little pill.
1:29.0	This one's gonna be... This is the diamond and the rough. We have located the diamond and the
1:32.8	rough for you. Now, the impetus is on you to detect its Simonocity. Count the carrots, observe the
1:41.2	purity. You must constantly recut it and recut it as it grows smaller and smaller. And yet you grow
1:47.2	more and more unsatisfied with its perfection. Recut it with the diamond cutting tool of apology
1:55.6	and also making excuses in your mind for our comedy and learn to appreciate this diamond in the
2:03.8	rough. Because that's what growing up is. You're on a grown-up now. Congratulations. Here's
2:08.7	a certificate. Life is just a series of shittier and shittier diamonds. No, that's not what I'm saying.
2:16.8	That's awful. I didn't get it. I didn't get the metaphor that you were crafting. I'm just saying
2:24.3	this is an episode that only the true fans will appreciate. I think all of our last six to seven
2:30.3	episodes have been for true fans only. I feel like maybe we're becoming a little bit insular.
2:35.7	I felt like our last six to seven episodes were for true blood fans only. Well, that's because we
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