The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and moi. I mean me. My name's Justin McElroy.

Thin Agnathy. My name is Lord Travis McElroy. And I am Duncan Worsteshire. Duke.

Do you like Duke of the Andes Mountains? If you haven't heard the news already, the Mcs

Fun Drive hit its initial goal of 2000 donors with just the first week in the rearview mirror of our

jet skis. I believe you mean two milledowners. See, I'm using the metric system now.

So in case you're wondering, we are now predicting that we will reach that goal of new the new

goal of 4000 donors and perhaps the old goal. Oh, sorry about the course language. We'll reach

the goal of 4000 donors in about three days and we'll reach 8,000 donors by the end of the drive

and we'll finally take our place amongst the super elite rich. I've got to looking at super yachts.

I am saving up all of my money to have the person who is mowing their lawn outside,

fucking constantly every time I record any bit of audio medium. I will have them killed.

And you'll be rich enough to get away with it. Oh absolutely. And if not, we will be murdering

left and right. And if not, I will go to badminton jail. What are you two going to miss the most

about being able to relate to our common listeners? Probably being able to eat the simpler

cheeses. Yeah, I used to get down on some craft single slices. And that's just not. Yes,

that's just not oh my god. Can you guys pay palmy? Your shares are the max fund money that you

already have so I can have this person murdered and I can get one good audio quality recording

for once in my god damn life. Sorry, go ahead. What we were saying? Oh yeah, we're very rich.

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