MBMBaM 245: Bro's Better, Bro's Best Ch. 62-71

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2015

⏱️ 80 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

With Justin moving to an entirely new residence this week, we've compiled another best-of episode for you to reminisce over. Remember the good times? Remember Skulljockeying? Because, like, we don't remember saying this stuff at all. 7:20 - Giant Scott Bakula 13:30 - Earth Girls are Easy and in Submarines 17:15 - Capri Sun on my Jam-Jams 18:18 - Ladyzoo 20:40 - Ghostbustin' 24:40 - Beaches, The Book of the Movie 27:30 - Cool Urinal Usage 41:54 - Spanking Parties 46:10 - Horse Quotes 52:40 - Dean's Office Sex 54:08 - Baby Law 57:13 - Tree Sex 1:01:59 - Screaming Nursery 1:04:27 - A Text from Our Dad 1:05:44 - Skulljockey

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era.
0:50.0	I'm your oldest brother, Justin Macero, I know it. No way, hold on, hold up. I am your
0:55.3	middleist and now current oldest brother on the show. Oh, shit. Justin, do you want to say your name?
1:04.2	Oh, I'm Travis Macero. Thank you. Justin's actually moving this week into a new house in
1:10.4	beautiful Huntington, West Virginia into a new police state. It is joking aside. It's a massive
1:17.0	place that he bought entirely with your Max Fund drive donations. Thanks suckers.
1:22.8	What you didn't know was Justin was going to use that money to buy a house. Gotcha.
1:27.7	It's a house is really the ultimate sort of production equipment you can have, isn't it?
1:32.2	Because it's like where you put up a lot of baffling. Yeah, it's where all your shit is. That house is
1:36.8	100% baffling. So yeah, Justin won't be able to record this week because internet in
1:44.0	Huntington is already pretty shoddy and when relocation is involved, it's just not a possibility.
1:52.2	So we got a best of episode for you this week. What do we call them? Bros. Better,
1:56.7	Bros. Best. Bros. Better, Bros. Best. I think I don't think there's a third one in there.
2:01.8	I think I suggested that as a goo for the first one. I can't fucking believe it's still something we
2:07.6	do whenever we run out of material. So yeah, apologies for not having a new episode. I know it's
2:14.8	kind of lame right after the Max Fund drive, but Justin's got to move. And we're actually under
2:22.2	kind of a tight time table anyway because we are leaving here in just a few days to begin our first
2:28.3	mini tour. We're going to be very excited about it. Super psyched. Not our last mini tour. Maybe one
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