The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother and my brother. I mean if I show for the Modrenera,

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy and it's time to pay the piper.

I'm the middle of his brother, Travis McElroy, and I agree with the statement about the piper.

I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy, and look at how sticky my hands are.

I'm putting them right in your pockets to get all that sweet change out.

We're the sticky band, it's a podcast. It's a max fund drive, that means a long episode,

some of which is begging, but a lot of it is comedy still. Well comedy, I use air quotes.

I don't like to think of it as begging as much as I like to think of it as self-serving

suggestion in the fiduciary sense. I mean is it begging when the waiter brings the

check to the table, Justin? I don't think so.

That's comedy check. It's time to pay the comedy check and you all said you would split it,

but then Deborah had the comedy salad, but Steven had the comedy tea bone. So do you split the

comedy evenly? It's hard to say. Do you tip off comedy tax? Who knows? Listen to my brother

and brother and brother and me. It's like going to a very expensive comedy dinner with you and a

million to two million of your closest friends. You all said you would split the check except some

people dined in the dash and you just got to see everybody else dined in the dash and you are picking

up their part of the tab. And by really fancy dinner, you mean like a ponderoso once a month.

And by millions, I'm it is significantly not that. But it's fun because every year we talk about

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