The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother me and if I show for the modern era, I'm your oldest brother,

Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother,

Griffin McElroy. I'm very defensive usually of living in West Virginia. Why don't you get out of

there, people say, but I appreciate the pastoral living. Is that what you'd call it? I don't think

because of Justin's just in his rural lifestyle. You don't live on or near a pasture.

Yeah, it's more pastoral though in nature. That really bit me in the hinders this week though,

because my power went out for four days. I would probably die. I would literally die.

I think I would probably gaslight myself because I would just sit there and go like,

man, power's out. I can't watch TV. That's fine. I'll just play video games. I used to think that

this was a regular occurrence and then I told my boss Chris who lives in Philadelphia about this.

He said, my power went out once for 30 seconds during Hurricane Sandy. I was like, well,

okay, I guess that maybe it's not as common a problem. Here is the hundredth and where the mayor

sneezes and the power goes down. Here's the depths of my depravity. This is my lowest moment is I

I go to the house on Friday night. I guess it was and the power is still out and it is

fucking freezing and I walk into the house. The power is out. The house is freezing and there

and the cats are in the house and it's so so cold in there and I can't get the cats because they're

too fast and it's pitch black. I can't hold on. CJ is not too fast. CJ, I can't grab. What am I

supposed to do? Take one of them the one I like and let the other one die? It seems mean.

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