MBMBaM 239: Cheeseburger to Paradise

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

By listening to this episode of MBMBaM, you are contractually agreeing to allow us to become the masters of your sexual destiny. No need to e-sign anything. This is a one-way verbal agreement. Suggested talking points: Buttpunches, Amelia Bedelia Corleone, Weak Points, Vacation Food Womb, The Solar King, Ham Mistake

Transcript

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.5	Welcome my brother, my brother and me, and a vice-show for the modern era.
0:49.4	On this week's episode, we have a gigantic palette, but there's only one cue that is represented.
0:57.8	That's right. It's 50 shades of gray watch, 2015.
1:05.8	Step into my office, said the spider to the guy. Let me check your references.
1:14.8	It links like you've got a lot of experience. What would you say to 50,000 a year, 50,000 shades of gray?
1:23.5	Is more gray than your human mind and your human eyeball cones can possibly even conceive.
1:32.4	Curious about our health benefits. Here's one benefit that owner.
1:40.4	Here, let me describe to you 150,000 of these shades. I'm going to punch your butt.
1:50.5	It's a book so good. It's a book so nasty that people in the black section of Sherwin Williams
1:58.7	get looks like. Oh, you nasty mother fuckers looking at all the different shades of gray.
2:05.3	This used to be a nice Christian community Sherwin Williams.
2:09.4	You made that one dirty.
2:10.6	You made it dirty, dirty color.
2:13.4	It's enough to make you turn to your wife and say, let's just go with mom.
2:18.2	If it sounds like it's driven you to mom.
2:21.2	If it sounds like my recordings coming to you exclusively in the right channel of your headphones,
2:26.9	it's because I'm favoring that butt cheek because my other one's so tender and sore from punching.
2:34.8	Mr. Gray, remember last night when you punched my butt?
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