4.9 • 31.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2015
⏱️ 76 minutes
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0:00.0 | But anyway, I want you guys to put your hands together together. |
0:03.7 | There's beer here. |
0:07.1 | Put your hands together like in a clapping motion and welcome my brother, my brother and |
0:13.3 | me! |
0:16.2 | The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed. |
0:21.6 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:27.4 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know |
0:32.3 | how cool they are for listening. |
0:36.7 | What's up you cool baby? |
0:57.1 | That's hot. |
1:20.0 | The last word's just inside to me is right before we walked out here was, I'm fully turned. |
1:25.6 | Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern |
1:31.9 | era. |
1:35.8 | We want that every sentence we say tonight, we expect that result. |
1:42.2 | I was fucked man, I was a goof. |
1:43.8 | That'll be good, because we only have 30 minutes of material prepared. |
1:46.8 | I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. |
1:54.0 | I'm your middle as brother Travis McElroy. |
1:57.4 | Yeah! |
1:58.4 | Oh no, this will be the loudest one and we'll feel bad about it. |
2:02.4 | I'm the baby as one, Griffin McElroy. |
2:05.6 | I'm 11 for 11. |
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