MBMBaM 240: Teen Google

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2015

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

We hope you've enjoyed our podcast, because during today's episode, the three of us become too insanely rich to continue doing anything that could be considered "work." It's really hard to record a show when you're making it rain 24/7 -- the money keeps hitting the mic. Suggested talking points: All Movie Watch, Garbage Corn, Oscar Dogs, Nick Cannon-Lodeon, Salmon Burgers, Sir James Brewer: Defender of the Realm, Business Palantir, Ruth Orbs

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.4	Hello everybody, and welcome to my brother me and advice show for the modern era.
0:48.0	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.
0:51.6	I'm your baby's brother Griffin McElroy.
0:55.6	Hello, seven hours now. Seven hours straight with a nine quick time
1:03.3	windows going simultaneously. It's Oscar Watch 2015.
1:08.2	All movie, all movie watch.
1:10.4	Is what we realized that we it was time for Oscar Watch, but we realized that we haven't watched
1:16.0	any of the Oscar content. I have simultaneously watching all of them.
1:20.0	I have duct taped together 45 mini televisions. I'm watching them all at the same time,
1:25.7	and but it's starting to bleed together. JK7 just showed up in Selma.
1:29.9	Stephen Hawking and Alan Turing are fighting it out. It's I'm losing my mind.
1:34.8	Here's what worries me. I want to watch Eddie Remain's performance. I want to watch that man do his acting.
1:40.2	And do it right. I want to watch Bimba Dits cumberbatch. I want to watch Bimba Dits cumberbatch.
1:44.9	Do his acting on the screen. Here's the problem. I can't look away from gone girl.
1:48.9	Because if I look away from gone girl, I might not see Ben Affleck's penis tip side the side of his penis tip.
1:55.9	You got that golf. That was my longest run on sentence in Mumbimbaam history.
1:59.6	And I've had some goddamn long ones. You just got the Oscar.
2:02.9	Oh, fuck. It just happened. I fucking stopped for like a second to record the intro of this podcast.
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