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🗓️ 2 February 2015
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.1 | Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother and my brother and me, a advice show for the |
0:48.0 | modern area. I'm your baby's brother, Griffa McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. |
0:52.8 | I ran a fussing football! Hey, guys, it's my... it's us! |
0:57.9 | football ball cat gold-weight. Now mine, it's my... it's Bosefus. |
1:02.6 | Hank Williams Jr. Hank Williams Jr. May Hank Williams Jr. Hank Williams quote, |
1:09.8 | Bosefus Jr. Bosefus Jr. Hank Williams Jr. Hank Williams Jr. Hank Williams Jr. Hank Williams Jr. |
1:14.3 | Are you ready for... How many names do you have? I'm very worried about you, Mr. Williams. You |
1:20.5 | sound like you are coming down with something and you've been inhaling soccer. I am coming down with |
1:25.1 | something, coming down with football, fever. Is it? Are you ready for some football? Is it time for me to be |
1:31.2 | a pilot? Mr. Williams, could you explain to Justin that he still has to record an hour long show after |
1:35.4 | this shouldn't prize voice? Have you ever done anything? Listen to Superl Sonny Lemissing my |
1:40.9 | fucking song. Are you ready for... Are you ready for some football? |
1:46.4 | Bosefus to put this in a term that you can... Just once! Can I get through the fucking song? |
1:51.5 | I just want to warn you that just in football, like terminology, this is just like the |
1:57.6 | beginning of the first inning and you don't want to blow out your treasure. |
2:01.1 | Yeah, no, that's a great point. Are you ready for some football? It's quite a big animal. |
2:07.5 | You know, I can stop doing the fucking voice a lot quicker if you let me get through my goddamn song. |
2:13.3 | Once. Just once. Once. Once. Once. Once. |
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