MBMBaM 236: Chobani Hell

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

What an emotional rollercoaster this episode is! From anger about Dude-spread, to inner peace about Wallace Shawn's bedside manner, and then back to anger over Justin's haunted dolls, and then even deeper anger about Beef Nugs, we explore every facet of the human condition. Suggested talking points: Big Game Watch, Invisible and Pregnant, Stroking to Death, Birthday Effort, Haunted Doll Watch, Magic Texts, Beef Nugs Lecture

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother and me Super Bowl Watch 2015. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
0:50.1	Bum bum bum bum bum bum. I'm Travis McElroy. And I'm Papa John's Manning.
0:58.4	That's his fuse really. He has become one. He has been absorbed by the pizza chain known as Papa
1:05.5	John's, and he is one with them. All is right with the world. I'm Papa John's Manning.
1:10.1	You know, a lot of people say they only want Super Bowl's coming up next Sunday before our next episode comes out.
1:16.9	So we just wanted to open the door a little bit for the sports enthusiasts to finally find a place
1:24.4	of a brother or brother me where we can really talk ball and and and and puck big. Well, big game is coming up
1:34.5	Sunday. A lot of people say they only watch it for the ads. You know what I watch it for. What? The cheerleaders.
1:41.9	Justin. It's a sport, Griffith. They don't even have those really more.
1:47.8	Reves my engine. What was a library? It was the last time you watched a football game and saw cheerleaders.
1:55.0	They don't I don't think they have them anymore. The last one I watched was that Patriots game where
1:59.0	they had deflated the cheerleaders. They did perform as well. Just little Fletchy blobs. Yeah. Sort of war
2:06.7	blin around on the sidelines. Didn't really get anybody, especially psych, but that did not stop the
2:11.6	Patriots from coming away with a big decisive victory over the Indiana Colts. It did make me wonder what
2:17.7	they thought the in game of that would be. Like maybe a little bit a little bit of the blood out of our cheerleaders. They'll be better. I
2:23.3	don't know. I'm really looking forward to the big game. Are you looking for the big game? Who's in it this year? A lot of
2:28.7	people are still wondering. Well, we have to wait and see who shows up. Well, I think that's part of it. Because you default if you don't get
2:38.0	there in time and with traffic these days. Oh my God. Where is that movie? What about trying to get the super. Yeah. Yeah.
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