The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hey, everybody welcome to my brother, my brother, me and Vice Show from the Modern Era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your baby, your brother,

your girlfriend McElroy. This is genuine Mbim Bamb prank. This is a genuine Mbim Bamb prank.

That you're listening to. Welcome to a Mbim Bamb prank. It's our brother Travis.

It's not a fake prank. It's a genuine prank and we're pranking genuine. I wish. We're pranking

our brother Travis because he left the show to go get pizza. So what's the prank? It's not much of a

prank. Ha ha. Got Travis's back. Travis, we got you. We already started the show without you.

That was a Mbim Bamb prank. First of its kind. But I was good at it. But I was good at it.

The matter of show that you miss will be reflected in your monthly Mbim Bamb paycheck.

You're going to be docked for those minutes. You could have told several jokes in there.

Travis, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, though. Now that the prank is over, let's go behind the scenes.

Travis didn't actually leave to go get pizza. We, that was just like a staging, very elaborate staging

that we did because we wanted to introduce some new heat into the show and Justin thought

this would be a good idea. I think it's a bad idea. To be fair, I didn't think it was a good idea.

The producer started would be a good idea. I kind of went along with them. And they were just

getting that feedback from from all the focus groups and stuff that we did. Who were like,

would there needs to be more pranks on the show? Travis, confirm or deny, are you going to be eating

pizza while we record our our smash hit comedy podcast? Is that the level, is that the level of

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