MBMBaM 234: The Legend of Cracker Barrel

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2015

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

We'd ask that you enjoy this episode, but thanks to the New Constitution of the Chill States, you don't really have a choice. Be cool! C'mon. Niiiice. Suggested talking points: Farewell to Middle-earth, Heraldry, Pokepsychology, Supreme Judgment, The Midnight Amendments, Savers Love Heist, Beef Nuggets, Durancis

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.2	Hello everybody and welcome to a very special my brother and my brother and me, funeral for a friend,
0:49.6	saying goodbye to the Hobbit 2015. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est
0:55.4	brother Travis McElroy. And I'm your youngest brother Tom Bombadil. Griffin, are you sad that
1:02.6	you'll have to let Tom Bombadil go? Tom Bombadil is in my heart now, so he doesn't have to go anywhere,
1:08.6	except for when he stops that heart right up and I have to go to the doctor to get the Bombadil
1:12.8	Adam. We've been watching Lord of the Rings movies for 17 years now, and now we're saying goodbye
1:19.2	to the whole franchise. By 17 years, you mean that we watched all six of them back to back,
1:24.4	and there goes a quarter of our lives. Approximately 17 years. We're going to say goodbye to the character
1:29.6	Peter Jackson. By Peter Jackson, what are you going to do? Invention. He was a motion capture by Andy
1:36.1	Circus. There's a little Andy Circus in there, and you just can't see him because he's surrounded by
1:40.6	CGI. I wanted to say Tony Circus, but I don't know who Tony Circus is. I want to take a brief pause
1:47.1	from the funeral for a friend saying goodbye to the Hobbit 2015. I'm a little over the Andy Circus
1:53.8	thing. I get these got a stretchy face. I'm into that, but this guy has played this range of roles
2:01.3	that makes you think that maybe just maybe people are just lazy. We need a monkey. Andy Circus.
2:07.5	We need a little lizard man who loves rings. Andy Circus. We need Ben Affleck. Oh no, we double
2:14.6	booked him. Go over here Circus. Get the side of your dick out. You're going to be a gone girl.
2:19.5	You're going to play the side of Ben Affleck's dick. I mean gone girl.
2:24.8	King Kong. Get the circus. Get Andy Circus. Maybe he just is the only actor in Hollywood that
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