MBMBaM 233: Bedtime Thank You

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2015

⏱️ 55 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Happy New Year, everybody! We hope you enjoyed your holiday, because the time for wintery relaxation is over. We must all be diligent now, because The Con is On. Suggested talking points: Gems and Bonds, Mystery Tips, One-Quarter Murder, Kenny's Midnight Channel, Calf Stuff, Bathroom Seat Filler, Animorphs

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, and welcome to my brother, my brother me an advice show for the modern era. Welcome to a
0:49.2	super sexy evening performance. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother
0:56.0	Travis McElroy. And I'm famed R&B performer, Dan Jello. Welcome Dan Jello to the show. We never
1:03.4	record in the evening, but it's Sunday evening. I've got an old fashioned with one of those giant
1:08.3	round ice cubes in it. My sister Taylor got me the molds for Christmas, and I'm wearing some
1:14.0	red plaid pants and an aliyah dude t-shirt. I'm just ready to get narcissistic. Does this count as an
1:20.9	aliyah dude crossover then? No. This is an aliyah dude crossover episode. We wrote it all before
1:27.7	the show. We hope you like it. We got a great script. You know what I'm looking over it, and this
1:34.8	script is basically word for word the same as thrilling adventure hour. Yeah, only a lot more
1:41.7	anti-semitic guys. Well, 50 percent more. Gotta take a red pen to some of this anti-semitism. It's
1:48.1	too late to do the show. It's 8 p.m. on a Sunday. This is- It's only 6 p.m. This is my fucking
1:54.7	special time. Guys, how was your new years? Pretty good. I rung it in the only way I know how.
2:03.9	Dressed as a monk and I murdered a mystery in a castle in the middle of Ohio. Just traditional
2:09.3	Justin New Year celebrations. That's a real thing that you did. When you're doing all of that
2:15.6	dumb nerdy shit, do you also like pop champagne and sing old Langsign and like do the normal shit
2:22.4	or is it just midnight comes and goes and you're like, oh, I missed it because I found a new clue.
2:27.2	No, there is a group sing. I should say a bunch of people get together, pop the quarks. I didn't
2:34.2	do that because I went to go be with my baby who was asleep. So I just kind of stared at it as the
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