The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello and welcome to the McElroy Brothers brand expansion quarterly report. I am your oldest

chief financial officer, Jess McElroy. I'm your middle-est head of HR, Travis McElroy.

And I am digital profit, shingy. I go by shingy now, because I'm a digital profit.

Gosh, what an exciting Q4. It's been for McElroy industries. We already had my brother,

my brother me, and saw one's franchises under the big tent pole business, as I say.

And we welcome three new franchises into the umbrella that we think closing the gap,

closing the gap, opening the kimono, and just checking out the profits on our new properties.

We're going to go to Travis. We'll get to your calls in just a second. We're going to go to Travis.

First up, tell us about the project he's leading just a quick.

Very excited. Bunker buddies, the survival comedy podcast. It's looking great.

Product integration is through the roof, talking about rice. Primarily, we have a lot of rice

backers. How's your dividends? The dividends are great. My partner Andy and I are just rolling

in dividends, slipping in dividends like Scrooge McDuck. We're very excited about all the dividends.

We've got bonds. How are your options? Options. We have them. How's your bond options?

Our bond options. We're going to go see Spectre. All the bond options are there.

Travis has a podcast about surviving the apocalypse, right? A comedy show about the end of the world.

That is correct. Great. I want to just real quick weigh on a brand. I'm representing here.

It's the three of us on this call plus our sweet daddy, playing Dungeons and Dragons. It's

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